Thursday, 4 August 2011

Divorce Humour

Divorce ( גירושין )  is like passing a kidney stone. It hurts like hell, takes what seems forever to pass, results in an enormous bill, and men will always think they have something great to show for it when they get to keep the worthless stone. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.






One woman says to another, "Isn't your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replies, "Why, yes, it is. I married the wrong man"! 


Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.






One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they'd die for their woman just don't come through.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.






Divorce is bachelor-hood, with strings attached.

Of all the new weight loss programs and exercise videos available, divorce is still the most effective. Where else can you get rid of 205 pounds in a quick 90 days.



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


"I Will" is the shortest sentence in the english language..."I Do" is the longest.

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